Yesterday I fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn.
I went to the hospital and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. I was already starting to blister and was in agony.
The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, a pain killer, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"
The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
Author: Anonymous
Date: 09/05/2009
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