John went to the doctor one day.
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. The women are scared of me. My penis is too long. What can I do?"
The doctor measured it and it was 24 inches long. "Well, you have two choices. One, you can have it surgically downsized. Or two, you can go ask a certain frog to marry you."
The man instantly said, "I'm not asking a frog to marry me!"
"It's okay, he will say no. But it's a lot easier than cutting it."
So the doctor gave him directions, and he drove to the pond. He saw the frog, and said, "Frog!" The frog said, "What?" John asked, "Will you marry me?" The frog said, "No." His penis shrunk six inches. He noticed this, and decided that two more times would be good. He asked again, and again it shrunk six more inches. Then he asked a third time. "Frog!" The frog turned, and disgustedly asked, "What do you want?!" John said, "Will you marry me?" The frog said, "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!"
Author: Anonymous
Date: 06/04/2009
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