On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would be asking for some trouble. "Oh no, my dear", replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was on Sunday morning when the church bells would ring. It was just the right rhythm, nice and slow and nothing too strenuous, simply IN on the Ding and OUT on the Dong"? she paused for a second and wiped a tear away and then continued "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."
Author: Anonymous
Date: 26/06/2009
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