A crook thought maybe he could rob a church. The crook takes the money but notices a priest. The crook wants to kill the only witness, so he pulls out his gun, and fires. The crook missed and said, "Damn, I missed." The priest tells the crook, "If you swear in the house of God again, you will be struck by lightening." The crook shoots, misses, and again say, "Damn, I missed." Suddenly, the heavens open up and a bolt of lightening thunders down and hits the priest. Then a towery voice says, "Damn, I missed."
Author: Anonymous
Date: 11/03/2010
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