One private asked another: "How did you manage to get arrested by MPs, Mac?"
"Well, I was out very late on a binge with a friend and he advised me to take off my uniform and shoes when I got to the barracks, and sneak up the stairs quietly so that if the sergeant sees me he may think I was just visiting the head."
"So what?"
"Well, when I got upstairs I found I was on top of a bus without any clothes on."
Author: Anonymous
Date: 21/01/2010
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