A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty-four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excited, she runs to tell her husband what happened.
A few minutes later, they both return to the bathroom. This time, the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there is a bright flash and... both his legs fall off.
Author: Anonymous
Date: 06/04/2009
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