Two men were at Heaven's gates and the first man said: "How did you die?" The second man said: "I had a heart attack." He then asked the first guy how did you die, he replied: "I froze to death." Then he asked, "How did you have a heart attack?" He said: "Well, for the last few months I have suspected my wife was having an affair, so one day I came home only to find that she was naked by herself on our bed. I searched the whole house and didn't find anyone, so I walked back upstairs and I had a heart attack." Then he asked the other guy how he died and he said: "If only you'd looked in the freezer, I wouldn't have froze and you wouldn't have had a heart attack!"
Author: Anonymous
Date: 06/04/2009
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