During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to
visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and
hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered
grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt:
Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a
violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her
hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She
simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze,
steadied her voice, and asked her question.
"Will I be acquitted?"
Author: Anonymous
Date: 20/09/2009
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