The other day my friends and I went to this 'Ladies Night Club'. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The 'dancer' came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other butt cheek.
Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks. Now the attention is focused on me.
What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute and then the financial analyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home.
Author: Anonymous
Date: 10/04/2010
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