I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around with a flyswatter.
When I asked if he had gotten any flies, he answered, "Yeah, three males and two females."
Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.
He answered, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."
Author: Anonymous
Date: 17/04/2009
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