An armless man is standing before a portable potty, but can't unzip his zipper. So a priest walks by and, as a good person as he is, offers to hold the man's dick. He pulls it out and sees that its dripping with weird goo and is scarred and diseased somehow. When the guy finishes his pissing, the priest asks: "Whats wrong with your weenie?" The dude pulls out his arms behind his back and says: "I don't know, that's why I didn't want to touch it."
Author: Anonymous
Date: 27/08/2009
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