A kid stands up in class and says, "Teacher, teacher, does honey have legs?"
And the teacher replies, "No, why do you ask?"
"Because," says the little boy, "last night I heard my dad saying, 'Honey, open your legs, honey open your legs!?"
Author: Anonymous
Date: 06/04/2009
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