A guy is driving down a deserted highway. He pulls up to an intersection, and rolls through the stop sign. From out of nowhere, a cop pulls him over.
Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Guy: "Hey, I slowed down didn't I?"
Cop: "You must come to a full stop at the sign."
Guy: "Stop. Slow down. What's the difference?"
The cop pulls out his baton and starts to beat the guy without mercy.
Cop: "Well, do you want me to STOP or SLOW DOWN?"
Author: Anonymous
Date: 06/04/2009
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