There is a man that has to go to the bathroom in a gas station, but the Mens is full. So he is patiently waiting outside. A woman then walks out of the womens' bathroom and polity asks the man, "Do you have to go to the bathroom?" The man then replies, "Yes, very bad. But the bathroom is full."
The woman says: "Well you can go in the womens' bathroom and I will watch the door for you. But you cannot push the buttons, alright?" The man, tired of waiting says, "Ya sure, okay." So he goes in, sits down, and does his business when he looks over and sees three buttons marks "WW", "P", and "ATR". Curious, he couldn't resist. He pushes the first button marked "WW" and he is sprayed with warm water. "Oh this is nice" says the man. He then presses the second button which was marked "P" and his bottom is nicely powdered. "Wow" he thinks. He then pushes the third one and is knocked out. He wakes up in a hospital and asked the nurse, "What happened?" The nurse kindly yet sarcastically replies, "You were in the Ladies bathroom and even though you were warned not to do it, you pushed the buttons?" The man shyly replies, "Yeah..."
The nurse then finishes, "The last button you pushed was Automatic Tampon Remover. Your dick is under your pillow."
Author: Anonymous
Date: 06/04/2009
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